Q.A.V.I.A.F: Real Edition

Questions A Volunteer is Asked Frequently
Real Life Kid Questions, No Answers Edition

Q: Can you photocopy this for me?

Q: Can you print this for me?

Q: Can you take me into the Pirate Store?

Q: Can you buy me this thing from the Pirate Store?

Q: Can you buy me the Pirate Store?

Q (from Sergio, age 5, referring to a mirror): Why is there another me in there?

Q (from Sergio, age 5, referring to a mirror): Why is he angry?

Q: Do you have a wife?

Q: No? Do you have a girlfriend, then?

Q: No? What are you doing with your life?

Q: What's your name again?