GADZOOKS

The 826 Volunteer faces extinction from the strains of being overworked! Its determination to offer guidance and tutelage to the students of San Francisco, regardless of inclement weather, scarcity of pizza and too much homework, have led to the current dearth of the Volunteer, our most sacred species. All of them, the spotted volunteers and the bald volunteers and the long-legged volunteers, are dangerously few in numbers and need your help! Alas, do not fret. If we work fast, there is still time to save them before they suffer the doom of extinction.